Hey Parker, James Spader is coming to Brodaway this fall! We love him in Secretary , so I might have to go check this Mamet play (I have yet...

Seen in the subway station: A man with his pants down, about to wipe his butt. I averted my gaze as soon as my brain registered vaguely what...

Dating is tough. Especially where I live, so I turn to my friend the internet to make torture a tad less torturous. I shelled out close to $...

Awww snap, I had this outfit!!! My sword was pink, though. Ahhh, memories. (via Web Goddess )

Agent99 and I dislike Seth Rogen. I hesitate to say "hate" because he was in Freaks & Geeks , and I adore that show. And he di...

After nearly two years, it's nearing time for a new phone. But I'm having all this inner turmoil about what device to procure, curr...

Parker and I are both sick of winter, though it sounds like she has it worse than I do. Spring, where are you? And go away rain. I don't...