There is no pleasure in having nothing to do;
the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.

- Mary Little

Three Things: Celebrity Quotes on marriage:
1)"I think gay marriage should be between a man and a woman." - Arnold Schwarzenegger (8/26)
2) "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house." -- Lewis Grizzard
3)"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same." -- Oscar Wilde

Top five blue collar or no-skill jobs (purely subjective and off the top of my head):
1) Lunch lady
2) Clerk in a small independent record or book store
3) Camp counselor
4) Cake decorator at Publix
5) Banana Republic sales clerk (discounts!)

Three things: What I did today:
1) Watched The Price is Right, laughing like a hyena the whole time
2) A whole lotta nothing
3) 72 floors on the Stairmaster

I really can't believe how little I got done today. This laziness will come back to bite me in the rear soon enough.

"Drunk is feeling sophisticated when you can't say it."

My computer has finally been revived. I hope it isn't quietly awaiting another catastrophe.