More halloween song fun, thanks to Laura:

Five little pumpkins sitting on a gate
The first one said, "Oh my, it's getting late"
The second one said, "There are witches in the air"
The third one said,"But we don't care!"
The fourth one said, "Let's run and run and run"
The fifth one said, "I'm ready for some fun!"
Wooooo, went the wind
And out went the light
And the five little pumpkins rolled out of sight.

Personally, I think it's tragically sweet of Martha Stewart to pick crab apples and cook up jelly in prison. However, I'm confused by the story... what's not allowed? picking crab apples or cooking or cooking what you've gathered? How did she get to use the kitchen at all if it's not allowed? I say, let her make jam.

I'm not sure I've linked this before, but I have been regularly checking Tricks of the Trade for updates. There was an article in the Morning News that was very popular- so the author, Matthew (aka Defective Yeti) spun it out into this website, where he's collecting more tips so he can create a book. Each one is a little slice of genius. I just hope I can put one of these tricks to use some day.

The power of the internet-- I was just cruising the AHS Homecoming pictures posted on tufools.net, hoping on the outside chance to spot my sister in her supposedly very un-Rebecca dress. Lo and behold, there she is, twice. The world just got a little smaller. And that better be soda in those solo cups, or I've got blackmail material.

Standard procedure or freakishly friendly midwesterners?
I went to Buckle for the first time today (apparently, they're all over- including the ATL, but not at my malls). It was cool, and I got a neat jacket, but the sales people kind of freaked me out. The minute I walked in, one of the sales guys complimented my shirt -- because he had one too (a Walmart-bought Wonder Bread shirt-- go figure). Then I picked up the jacket, and another sales guy brought over a sweater which he thought I might like since I liked the jacket. Then a sales girl said that she had bought the same jacket, and paired it with pink and it was cute. Then when I got a fitting room, the sales guy got my name and proceeded to address me by name the whole time I was in the store, and suggest stuff and point out sales.
So, are they working on commission, really motivated sales people, or just freakishly, midwestern nice? The Iowans freak me out sometimes with the niceness, but I don't want to assume.

How lovely! I knew there was another Bridget Jones movie in the works, but IMDb says it's coming out next month. I don't recall seeing any trailers, but the movie site has a lot of charming pictures of Bridget and Mark Darcy. Sigh... I love Mark Darcy (technically I love Mr Darcy of P&P, but it generalizes). He displaced Howard Rourke years ago as the literary love of my life (the love of Rourke was just a teenage rebellion anyway).

I just pray they leave out the stuck-in-a-south-asian-jail lameness from the book.

It's October again, so I'm posting my favorite Halloween song again. (Laura, if you're allowed to talk about Halloween at school, maybe you can pass this classic on to another generation.)

H-A-double L -O-W- double E -N spells Halloween
H-A-double L -O-W- double E -N spells Halloween!

Halloween means ghosts and goblins, Skeletons, monsters and howling cats,
Spooky masks and jack-o-lanterns, Witches and devils and big black cats.

H-A-double L -O-W- double E -N spells Halloween (2x)

Trick or treat gets you candy and apples, Scaring the people who open the door.
Something here that they've omitted, then go to the next house and get some more!

I try to keep linkless comments to a minimum, but I have to brag that I completed my first complete NYT crossword puzzle today without resorting to google, imdb or oneacross.com even once (haha, there's a link).

(This is notable because I never thought I was good at crossword puzzles and only started really trying on them in the last three months or so. My self-efficacy for crosswords is at an all time high.) Woop.

Alas, I have a stats test scheduled for tonight, so I won't be catching the presidential debate. However, if you're going to watch them say the same damn things over and over again, you may want to spice it up with some Presidential Debate Bingo.
(I may catch the post-debate wrap up with Jon Stewart... I have a college degree; we do stuff like that. Haha)
(courtesy of FARK)

It's homecoming week here at UIowa which you might not realize except that they're blasting the fight song non-stop at the student union. High school was so much better with the spirit days and dress up. If we'd had nerd fantasy dress up day when I was at AHS, I would have gone all out (but probably in something relatively normal, like a Hogwarts uniform).
Maybe I'll have a homecoming dress up day tomorrow, all by myself... (<--idle threat)

Update to last night's post: Comedy Central compares O'Reilly's audience to The Daily Show's, and The Daily Show wins:
"Viewers of Jon Stewart's show are more likely to have completed four years of college than people who watch "The O'Reilly Factor," according to Nielsen Media Research."
Word to your mama, Bill.

Update to the Update: No one is letting this slide. The Daily Show viewers scored better on a political knowledge quiz than Leno and Letterman viewers. So Stewart knocked out 3XK's other boy- Letterman. Note: If you take the "political punch" quiz on the CNN site, you'll see that Leno actually makes more jokes about Bush than Stewart does (percentage-wise). I have to say I'm surprised, because I noticed how right-leaning Leno can be for the first time last night.

I know I'm not alone, but I still have to express love for Jon Stewart. This transcript from his appearance on the O'Reilly Factor sums up once and for all that my boy Jon is much more awesome than 3XK's O'Reilly.

Highlights:
O'REILLY: ... "scum of the earth, O'Reilly," I think that's the way you put it.
STEWART: No, I wouldn't have put it that way. I think it would have been, why do you have such je ne sai qua?
...
STEWART: By the way, I couldn't agree with you more about the French thing. They are such an important country, and I think really deserve a boycott.
O'REILLY: Yeah, they do.
STEWART: Because of the influence they wield in the world.
(CROSSTALK)
O'REILLY: Well, you know, I know you don't agree with...
STEWART: They have a variety of cheeses, and...
O'REILLY: I was just going to say, you have to have your brie before you go on.
STEWART: Do you really believe France is, in any way, worthy of a boycott?
O'REILLY: I do. I think France has really hurt the USA, to be...
STEWART: Really?
O'REILLY: Yes, I do.
STEWART: More than like Saudi Arabia? You would advocate a boycott...
O'REILLY: No, I'm not going to say more than Saudi Arabia. But I'm saying we do a lot...
STEWART: So why not boycott them?
O'REILLY: France is supposed to be our friend. Saudi Arabia is...
STEWART: Since when?
(CROSSTALK)
STEWART: Since the revolution they haven't been our friend.
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O'REILLY: That's true. But what do you want the audience to get out of your discussion with Kerry? Just yucks, or anything else?
STEWART: First of all, I shall rarely refer to it as yucks, and I think you should reconsider.
O'REILLY: OK, I'm sorry about that arcane term.
STEWART: "Shnicks," we call it shnicks -- shnicks and giggles.
O'REILLY: Thank you.
---------
O'REILLY: What do you think Kerry wants to get out of coming on your show?
STEWART: He wants to get what any politician does: access to a new constituency. He wants to get...
O'REILLY: The stoned slackers.
STEWART: ... that's exactly right, because the stoned slackers, this election is going to rely on the undecided. Who is more undecided than...
O'REILLY: Than the stoned slacker, right.
STEWART: ... the people who are high. Right now, they're thinking to themselves, ice cream or pretzels, ice cream or pretzels.

(link courtesy of LYD, which means everyone has probably already seen this.)

NEAT!!! A hurricane tracker that lets you watch each hurricane's moves and overlay their tracks. I didn't realize how Jeanne was all 'oh, I'm gonna head out into the Atlantic, and then syke, I'm coming for you, Florida.'

(link courtesy of FARK)

As soon as I get my LoftCube (or start having supercres-levels of infatuation with Macs), I'm getting myself an eglu (closeups of the design, AND the chickens).


(link courtesy of metafilter)

Personally, the most heartbreaking part of this whole Ivan thing is that a lot of the pictures in the news of destroyed houses (like this) are from Cape San Blas, where my family goes every 4th of July. That's my beach that got destroyed! /pout

(My family and house survived, so I have to fall back on more superficial tragedies to connect to this story.)

PS: CNN had this to say about our old beach: "Cartographers will need to redraw maps of Gulf Shores, officials said, because waves swallowed as much as a half-mile to a mile of the coastline." Wow, that's one heck of a storm.

Oh. no. PlanetDan's Senior Photo Collection. The best of the worst of high school senior photos. (Reminiscent of UglyDress.com, but not quite as tragic.)

(link courtest of metafilter)

I feel kind of bad reading this article, because for some reason it just feels invasive to read excerpts from the CSU student's (the one who died in the frat house) web journal (or whatever it was). However, it's a lesson to us all about being careful about what you put online. You just might say something ironic. And sad.

(When Rachel got married in January, I think I purposefully did not mention it right before the big day. I had this horrible feeling that something would go wrong if I documented exactly where I was headed that day. I'm a little superstitious, I guess.)

This list of the most hated men in rock is certainly controversial, but it reminded me how much I adore Ryan Adams in spite of everything. In a little googling, he went way down in my esteem and then right back up.
The down: I always loved this quote from him: "Gold is meant as an open letter for me and this one other person in the entire world, who shall go unnamed; the record's for her, not that she cares." It's so deliciously cry-me-a-river. HOWEVER, he went down in my esteem when I read that he was possibly talking about Winona Ryder. Ew.
Right back up: He's dating Parker Posey, my favorite actress.


....wait- his real name is David Adams, but he goes by Ryan Adams and still whines like a baby because people confuse him with Bryan? LAME. He goes down a notch again.

(RFT link courtesy of web-goddess)

FYI - Twinkies can be part of a "swanky" wedding cake. Maybe Erin will take notice of this... The preservatives freak me out, but it's bad luck not eat cake at a wedding, so bring on the sugary goodness.

I have spent a long time, starting at birth and continuing until this very moment, evolving into the kind of person who could not possibly like a movie like this, and I like to think the effort was not in vain.
- Roger Ebert on the Princess Diaries 2