Rachel: Wouldn't that be weird?

Ross: The only thing that would be weird is if someone didn't like FAJITAS, cuz that's what were having.

If I bring my heart rate down by 5 beats/min, I'll save 2.6Million beats every year.

Watching They hated it!, the Trading Spaces special:
"It's not something I would have done. I don't decorate barns."
--Doug on the redecorating done by the unhappy homeowners