As if having "Welcome to Moe's!!" yelled at you in the restaurant wasn't horrible enough, Moe's is trying to get God in on the act. If God is merciful, he won't yell it at me more than once.

Turns out I'm not getting myself a Fairly Oddparents Fishbowl for xmas, I'm getting something a little more entertaining.

(remember, you have to love yourself first.)

I just caught another fun bridezilla-focused wedding show: Always a Bridesmaid. Such fun, and they played the funniest song--

yes, I am a bridesmaid so I know love is blind
cause what they pick for bridesmaids is a heinous fashion crime.

It appears to be by Diedre Flint, since the lyrics are similar to this song, but I can't find the exact lyrics. The best part was "I'm afraid the jumbo butt bow won't fit through the chapel door."