Alacrity

The day of behaviorism: Dirty joke:
Two behavioural psychologists are working late in the rat lab, when suddenly overcome by all the talk of three-term contingencies and positive punishment, they end up having passionate sex on the floor. When they're done, the man sits up and asks "I know it was good for you, but how was it for me?"

(if you don't get it, you're obviously not thinking in terms of Watson and objective observations as the only data that matter) >: b