Alacrity

VINDICATED
The moment I first laid eyes on the Niagra Falls survivor, I thought "What has Ron Jeremy done to get on TV?" I realized that it was not him (only after thinking "Ron Jeremy threw himself off Niagra Falls??") and felt embarrassed that I could ID Ron Jeremy so quickly (No I've never seen any of his flicks, but I've seen him in various interviews like with The Onion AV Club). ANYWAY, I was vindicated this morning when the CNN morning show showed a clip of the guy talking about why he did it and when they cut back to the anchors, the old guy said "Doesn't that guy look like Ron Jeremy?" and Solidad said "I don't know, I guess you're a big fan... haha" [I'm paraphrasing her]. The point is that at least one non-skeazy looking old dude can back me up... Woop.