Alacrity

Two jokes my friends have told me this weekend:

What do you get when you combine a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian church member?

Someone who rings your doorbell, but doesn't know why.



How does a Mississippi farmer find a sheep in tall grass?

Very satisfying. (I know, ewwww)

(Jokes courtesy of my two alleged ex-girlfriends - Erin and Ali)