Alacrity

Obviously I can't be the only one with a blog not to mention a certain celebrity wedding this weekend... While searching for a list of the shortest celebrity marriages, I came across the worst pun I've seen in a while... "Cher thought she wanted some Allman joy, but was really more in the mood for a Mounds." Oh NO. Anyway, turns out the Britney annulment article listed some very brief marriages for us:
"Dennis Hopper and the Mamas and Papas' Michelle Phillips were married for
eight days in 1970. Zsa Zsa Gabor was apparently married to Felipe de Alba - her eighth husband - for one day in 1982, though since the wedding was performed by a ship's captain at sea, and she was still married to her seventh husband at the time, the validity of the union is in question. "

What about Dennis Rodman and Carmen Electra? Their marriage was a whopping nine days long. Ahh, true love.