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LAURA!!!!! and everyone else who likes funny rap - read this plain English translation of 50 Cents' and Lil Kim's "Magic Stick"

Excerpt:
Shorty don't believe me, then come with me tonight
And I'll show you maaagic
(What? What?) Maaagic
I got the magic stick
EQUALS
What? you don’t believe me? If you join me tonight in a social situation you will see for yourself that I am a phenomenal person.
What did you say? Did I studder?
My phallus is incredible.

(link courtesy of LYD)