Alacrity

The better-late-than-never Friday Five:
If you...

1. ...owned a restaurant, what kind of food would you serve? Small portions of comfort food and huge portions of dessert. I hate that I never have room for dessert at restaurants.

2. ...owned a small store, what kind of merchandise would you sell? Funky knicknacks and furniture (a la Terra in Auburn or Metropolitan Deluxe)

3. ...wrote a book, what genre would it be? Something like Bridget Jones's Diary or The Nanny Diaries.

4. ...ran a school, what would you teach? Self-restraint. Schools don't (or aren't allowed) to teach that much anymore.

5. ...recorded an album, what kind of music would be on it? Punk cover songs (see New Found Glory's From the Screen to your Stereo)