1. If you are hanging out with two couples and a single person of the opposite sex, are you both fifth wheels? Or a fifth wheel and a six wheel? It's just still slighly weird.
2. My roommate's sister needs to stop living here.
3. Dear man in a Ferrari with the top down in winter, you are a tool. Sincerely, Me
4. People who wear thin clothes when it's below freezing outside aren't fooling anyone.
5. The laundry room is a circle of hell.
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