Alacrity

I have a nomination for that Stupid Criminals award...

I really wish I could find a news link for this story. I saw it on Good Morning America as I was waking up today. A man and a woman went on a serious shop-lifting spree in a Walmart or similar store. Unfortunately, the surveillance camera's image was too blurry to identify either thief. As the security guys were watching the video, however, they noticed that as the two were helping themselves to some electronics, the woman tried out one of the digital cameras.... by taking a picture of the man she was with. Lo and behold, the security guys checked out the camera and there was a lovely high-resolution photo of the man. Nice work, lady....

(if I see an online version of the story, I'll hook you up... the picture of the guy was priceless.)