Alacrity

Random Limerick Junction - give it a try, you might turn out to be good at creating limericks.

there once was a boy from augusta
who thought he could rap like old Busta
he tried out some rhymes
perpetrated some crimes
but his rapping still lacked any luster


There once was a wonderful blog
whose author liked kitties and dogs
one guy had to diss
cause he was jealous of this
and she sunk his car into a bog

(what can I say? I'm good.)