Alacrity

Will they or won't they? Alabama legislators are trying to name an official state whiskey.

The maker of Conecuh Ridge Fine Alabama Whiskey says the whiskey is "a source of pride for Alabama."

I say.... who? what? You're wasting everyone's time bickering over a whiskey I've never heard of?
Get cracking on a state cookie, like Massachusetts

(link courtesy of FARK)