Alacrity

(Blogger was down, and as stress makes me a prolific blogger, I've been queuing up posts.)

This is the most akward headline I've seen in a long while:
Missing student suspect's sister wanted him watched

It took me two or three reads to piece that one together.

I like what the police sergeant called the alleged kidnapper [The sergeant grew up with the guy]:
"When they were children, "there was nothing unusual that made me think he was a weirdo," Moreno said."

Weirdo is an understatement (but of the funny variety that a 15 year old would use).